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VimtoSo big, so black, so thick, so sweet … I am describing the most popular beverage Saudis like to drink during the holy month of Ramadan when the time comes to break their fast. No one really knows why Saudis really enjoy Vimto only in Ramadan than any other month. See, Ramadan and Vimto bond goes way back in history … Rumor has it, that this syrupy drink was mistaken with oil when Saudis were looking for the black gold all over the kingdom; FYI Vimto and oil has almost the same color, consistency, and texture. Back in the days, while Saudis were drilling for oil … all of a sudden Vimto ejaculated out of the ground and showered everyone around that area, and they thought it was oil, but someone tasted this mysterious substance and said no way this is oil; its so sweet (as if he really tasted oil before!). Afterwards, the Saudis decided to make it a beverage for celebration since the real oil was discovered few minutes after. And there is no better time for celebration other than breaking your fast in Ramadan with your family drinking Vimto.

Side note: You can’t drink Vimto straight from the bottle, since it has a texture of maple syrup, therefore, you need to mix it with water … and to get the right drinkable consistency you need a professional chemist to do so, because it doesn’t come with instructions.

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saudi_aramco_newThe pride and joy for all Saudis. This company is the main source (some argue is the only source) of Saudi Arabia’s continuous income over the years, it is the cash cow… and not any regular cow, it is a fat stubborn heavy chunky cow that keeps giving. This blog is not about Aramco the company per se, it is about why Saudis like Aramco … more of why Saudis would like to work for this giant company. Therefore, If you want to know more about Aramco as a corporation and its businesses; first that means you been living under a rock. Second, you can “Google” it.

Since day one, and Armaco’s strategy with their employees is to pamper each “Aramco-nanian” and spoil the hell out of them, comparing to other employers in the kingdom; with attractive salaries, housing programs, recreation centers, beach camps and more. Those kind of benefits make it appealing to the average joe; since we are in Saudi we will name him the average Abdullah. So why Aramco is offering all this to their employees? simply because they can; period. Moreover, Aramco with its state of the art facilities that operates on human blood, it has the capability to brain wash their workers and make them think that they are superior human beings and they are God gift to earth, so next time you are in the area and you see someone acting like the persian king from the movie 300, you know in which company he or she is working for.

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baby-girl-58dac0c15f9b58468380871cIf Saudis can be creative in any kind of activity it will be in naming their babies, specifically with their daughters’ names, boys’ names are giving straight forward with no effort needed … either Mohammed or one of the kings names that ruled Saudi Arabia. Once a Saudi household announces that they are having a girl, the whole family will gather in one big spacious  living room where the lights are bright and an intense smell of tea with mint covering the atmosphere, just to kick off a full day of brain storming session. The expected mother will be facing a tough panel of judges from the in-laws, where she needs to have OJ Simpson’s lawyers to try and convince them why she picked the name “Shahrazad” for her daughter. See, the whole idea here is to pick names no one heard off at the same time it has to have a dreamy beautiful meaning … for instance some exotic flower that grows only in the mountains of Narnia that has a musical tune to it, so when you start calling your daughter with that name in public, people will turn their necks like bunch of owls and admire your creativity.

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Back in the days, people used to ask kids, what do they want to be when they grow up? And the answer usually either a doctor or an engineer. Fast-forward to adulthood and let those young Saudis grow up, suddenly a light bulb pops in their heads and decide to be a manager … yes just a manager. Ok if you ask, manager in what field or what occupational industry? don’t know … as long as the title of the position has the word manager in it. When you try to analyze the situation … you will discover that it boils down to status and social acceptance. See … ecologically, Saudis live by the status and die for the status, and it is not strange that being a manager for whatever place; even if you hold this position in a bright fluorescent light barber shop; playing cheesy Turkish TV show in the background, located in a ghetto area  … you can still run around and introduce yourself as a manager.

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According to a study done by the University of Sexford , becoming a manager boosts your sex drive to the max. In addition, it has an aphrodisiac effect on your significant other when they hear that you became a manager. If you don’t believe me … become one
and test it yourself.

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2013_chevrolet_tahoe_4dr-suv_ltz_fq_oem_1_1280Since inception, Saudis fell in love with full size SUVs, they are the vehicle for any household in Saudi Arabia.  If you ask any Saudi, why buy those bulky-big cars? The answer usually will be: it is the prefect family car. For some Saudis, the average number of their family members are usually between 5 to 10 people (this include of course the housemaid/nanny), therefore, squeezing all those people into their beloved SUV is a no brainer. In fact, not only carrying that much people what make those SUVs so appealing … See, Saudis when they travel or go camping in the desert, they pack their whole house along with them … to make sure they didn’t forget anything. You will see in the back of their car stuff like BBQ grill, pressure cooker, microwave, a large bag of basmati rice … so big you can feed a village, and also you might see a living room sofa along with 55”inch Samsung LED TV.

In conclusion, full size SUVs is not just a vehicle for Saudis … its their second home, main source of transportation, and also its their kids play ground. Next time you see a Chevy Tahoe on the streets, don’t think it is a school field trip, it is just a Saudi family going to the supermarket.

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Let us start a business! This sentence you will hear a lot when Saudis some how get excited when they talk about money and want to become rich in no time. Nowadays, you browse the internet or go to any book store (basically Jarir book store the one and only) and all you see is stuff on how to be come rich and successful, in addition to success stories of millionaires; how they started from nothing and now they have a fortune. This kind of B.S what makes young fellows motivated. And I say young, since majority of the time the idea of starting a business comes from them and usually they are single not married, because once you get married those ideas and plans of having your own business will be something you day dream about.

See, when it comes to business, your passion and mastery into what you do is what gives you the competitive edge to succeed. Not the fantasy stories that you hear about a poor man started selling indian spices on the street of Saudi and somehow he became a multimillionaire. Selling hot beverages; tea on the street or starting a laundry service is not the answer to where you want to reach if it’s not supported by the basic business 101 fundamentals.

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p01ffyz3After the era of Turkish soap operas mania in Saudi Arabia, the time has come to actually visit those places that Saudis has been dreaming about while watching their favorite cheesy Turkish series. And what a better place to visit a country with an European ambiance with a lebanese flavor … all of that and it is a muslim country believe or not! Wow Saudis feel like they just hit the jackpot.

When you land in Turkey you might think that you are in one of Saudis’ metropolis cities, all you will see is bunch of Saudis walking around looking for something … the only difference is that they are just wearing jackets and winter coats. For Saudis who would like to run away from their own peeps (you know who you are), they usually head to one of those Turkish villages … with breath-taking mountains where everything is green and clean. So you go there to relax and enjoy your self … what a Turkish delight (no pun intended).

Is Turkey going to be just a trend like Malaysia, or a staple destination  for Saudis like  London and Paris? teşekkür ederim

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