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manama_skylineOnce I asked a Western fellow who works here in Saudi Arabia, what is the best thing you experienced here in Saudi? He said … Bahrain. See, Bahrain is the Las Vegas of the middle east (sorry Dubai), at least to some Saudis it is the sin city where they can go and fornicate anything that walks and  get drunk as a fish. But Bahrain has also a PG 13 option to Saudi families who plan to go there and spend their holidays and weekends … But I don’t want to write about Bahrain as if you are reading from TripAdvisor, but let us give this kingdom (yes it is a kingdom) a credit where credit is due, they have nice shopping malls, live entertainment for all ages, and of course we can’t forget the cinemas and movie theaters … you know how Saudis and cinemas goes, we love movies, that is why we go to Bahrain … to watch movies; not sure which movie to watch but I just want to sit in a big dark room with bunch of strangers looking at a big screen and eating pop corn. Welcome to Bahrain!

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oilWhen Saudis get sick or don’t feel well … doctors and hospitals are not their first option. After going to bunch of exorcists in the neighborhood to cure their sickness with no results, Saudis will go back to their homes to come up with remedies that they inherited from their old ones and pray for the best. See, back in the days, medicine wasn’t that advance, so people used to cook their own medicine and mix shit up in order to cure themselves. And until now Saudis swear by those home remedies. Let me give you an example of what I mean, for instance if you suffer from stomach ache and nausea you will be recommended to drink cold 7up on an empty stomach, it has to be 7up not any other soft drink…not sure why. Another interesting remedy is rubbing extra virgin olive oil (make sure its virgin, don’t ask me how to figure it out but I am sure there are a lot of ways to know if the olive oil is virgin or not), rub the oil into your head if you have sever headache and keep pouring oil until you look like a bowl of hummus.

With the social media age, now people became all of sudden specialized doctors, so next time you don’t fee well just ask anyone in your social media groups and he or she will recommend you some BS remedy.

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saudi_aramco_newThe pride and joy for all Saudis. This company is the main source (some argue is the only source) of Saudi Arabia’s continuous income over the years, it is the cash cow… and not any regular cow, it is a fat stubborn heavy chunky cow that keeps giving. This blog is not about Aramco the company per se, it is about why Saudis like Aramco … more of why Saudis would like to work for this giant company. Therefore, If you want to know more about Aramco as a corporation and its businesses; first that means you been living under a rock. Second, you can “Google” it.

Since day one, and Armaco’s strategy with their employees is to pamper each “Aramco-nanian” and spoil the hell out of them, comparing to other employers in the kingdom; with attractive salaries, housing programs, recreation centers, beach camps and more. Those kind of benefits make it appealing to the average joe; since we are in Saudi we will name him the average Abdullah. So why Aramco is offering all this to their employees? simply because they can; period. Moreover, Aramco with its state of the art facilities that operates on human blood, it has the capability to brain wash their workers and make them think that they are superior human beings and they are God gift to earth, so next time you are in the area and you see someone acting like the persian king from the movie 300, you know in which company he or she is working for.

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baby-girl-58dac0c15f9b58468380871cIf Saudis can be creative in any kind of activity it will be in naming their babies, specifically with their daughters’ names, boys’ names are giving straight forward with no effort needed … either Mohammed or one of the kings names that ruled Saudi Arabia. Once a Saudi household announces that they are having a girl, the whole family will gather in one big spacious  living room where the lights are bright and an intense smell of tea with mint covering the atmosphere, just to kick off a full day of brain storming session. The expected mother will be facing a tough panel of judges from the in-laws, where she needs to have OJ Simpson’s lawyers to try and convince them why she picked the name “Shahrazad” for her daughter. See, the whole idea here is to pick names no one heard off at the same time it has to have a dreamy beautiful meaning … for instance some exotic flower that grows only in the mountains of Narnia that has a musical tune to it, so when you start calling your daughter with that name in public, people will turn their necks like bunch of owls and admire your creativity.

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al-qasabi_996394_largeOne of the top comedian actors in Saudi Arabia … Actually let me rephrase that, Nasser Al-Qasabi is the ONLY comedian in Saudi Arabia. Nasser start getting public recognition, when he was first starring in the famous TV show “Tash ma Tash” that was airing almost 15 years ago. In his show “Tash ma Tash” Nasser played so many characters that Saudis can relate to, characters that Saudis experience in their day to day lives … but Nasser exaggerate adding some of his comedy with those roles. Regarding the show “Tash ma Tash”, now its been cancelled, however, Nasser has a new  tv show that airs in the month of Ramadan, this new show is the same concept as “Tash ma Tash” but with a different name, and still it gets high ratings. This shows you that no matter what Nasser Al-Qasabi does or be part of, Saudis will still watch it.

Even though Nasser upsets so many people when he makes fun of them in his tv shows, such as the religious folks, and sometimes gets death threats, he keeps getting better and better every year. And as they say … not sure who are they but … “fortune favors the bold”.

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Back in the days, people used to ask kids, what do they want to be when they grow up? And the answer usually either a doctor or an engineer. Fast-forward to adulthood and let those young Saudis grow up, suddenly a light bulb pops in their heads and decide to be a manager … yes just a manager. Ok if you ask, manager in what field or what occupational industry? don’t know … as long as the title of the position has the word manager in it. When you try to analyze the situation … you will discover that it boils down to status and social acceptance. See … ecologically, Saudis live by the status and die for the status, and it is not strange that being a manager for whatever place; even if you hold this position in a bright fluorescent light barber shop; playing cheesy Turkish TV show in the background, located in a ghetto area  … you can still run around and introduce yourself as a manager.

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According to a study done by the University of Sexford , becoming a manager boosts your sex drive to the max. In addition, it has an aphrodisiac effect on your significant other when they hear that you became a manager. If you don’t believe me … become one
and test it yourself.

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ray banNot all Saudis are air force pilots, but walk around and all you will see are bunch of guys and gals rocking the classical Ray-Ban aviators shades; as if we are shooting the sequel of Tom Cruise famous movie “Top Gun”. Ray-Ban aviators are the most optimal sun-glasses that you can wear here in Saudi, since it goes with any look … especially if you are wearing the traditional Saudi outfit with your head cover (شماغ و عقال), it perpetuate the 80s look, and this look is now “in” among the youngster. But other Ray-Ban models is also popular, so if you want to shoot a Ray-Ban commercial … come to Saudi Arabia and just turn on your camera.

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