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When Saudis travel they usually carry a reasonable amount of luggage with them; but some how when they come back from their long lovely vacation, their luggage magically doubles in number… if you wonder why is that?  Well, Saudis find stuff that are sold overseas very appealing, even if you can find the exact same stuff in Saudi.  For instance, Saudis will always argue that chocolates like Kitkat, Cadbury, Toblerone, etc. taste much better if you got it from Great Britain than just buying it from a local shop in Saudi.  In addition, telling your friends that you bought your laptop from the U.S., makes your laptop extraordinary comparing to laptops sold in Saudi… I am sure you guys got the idea!

Ironically, some people who strive for uniqueness may think that certain things such as name brand clothes or electronics can only be found outside of the country, not knowing that everyone else in town owns the same thing… the only difference is that they bought it from one of the few local shopping malls.  What I suggest for travelers is not to worry about how they can squeeze every non sense item in their bags, instead they can spend their money in site seeing and enjoy their trip.

# 32 Crystal hot sauce

With it’s recognizable green cap and exotic red bottle,  Crystal hot sauce has a magical ability to make any type of food taste great.  Even if your food does not taste that good, just add a some Crystal drops on your food and you will experience the best meal you have ever had.  Many Saudis like to carry Crystal hot sauce in their pockets, waiting for the right moment to use it.   Let’s say you are invited to your mother-in-law’s house for a lovely family dinner and you don’t like her food, you can’t be rude & not eat… right?  Here is when Crystal comes in handy… you will eat everything on the table and make your in-laws happy.

Go to any dinner party in Saudi and I am 100% positive that you will find Crystal bottles standing with pride on the dinning table or on the floor (for people who like to eat on the floor).  You can put Crystal on your Ka’bsa, scrambled eggs, sandwiches, fries, and potato chips… you name it!   Don’t be surprised if Saudis start drinking the hot sauce or serve it as a cocktail drink in restaurants.  I once saw bunch of Saudis drink Crystal straight from the bottle, so I think it can be considered as a beverage.

# 31 Fancy Rides

In different parts of the world, people wait until they retire and save enough money or go through a mid-life crisis so they can get a fancy car.   However in Saudi, it’s a different story.  Saudis love their fancy rides and often strive to own one of those limited edition one of a kind cars… I am talking about those cars that if you look at their price tag you think its a freaking phone number. Of course this also means that Saudis don't typically have cheap auto insurance rates.  What’s funny is that not only old people own those fancy cars in Saudi… don’t be surprised if you are stopped at a traffic light and the person who is driving the Lamborghini next to you  is a kid who has barely passed puberty with a little hair on his face which he likes to call a mustache.  In fact, most people who drive fancy luxurious cars in Saudi are the young (spoiled/brats) citizens of Saudi.

It’s nice to own a Ferrari and see people turning their heads staring at your fancy ride when you are driving by.   But what if  you heard that there is another person who owns the exact same Ferrari as you… then it will be your worst nightmare, right?

Saudis feel obligated to read books so they can be considered as one of those intellectual societies.  It’s not that Saudis don’t like to read, if you walk down the street you will witness that the majority of men carry newspapers under their arm pits… as if it’s attached to their body.  On the other hand, Saudi women love their magazines; from gossip tabloids to how you wear your make up (or as I call it magic) so it looks natural, to the newest bullshit diet for this year that makes you lose ten pounds in two days … women just love their magazines.

With the domination of newspapers and magazines, books feel left out, lonely, and  hopeless in their book shelves.   But there are a bunch of world savers; aka “we can make a difference  Saudis”, who are campaigning to promote book reading.  The type of books that Saudis “enjoy” reading are books that have to deal with self-improvement and how to make you a better person.   It’s not like Saudis lack those aspects; but they like the fact that they can implement some things that they  learn from those books  and gain a sense of intelligence amongst their peers which make them feel good about themselves.   Next time you have a conversation or discussion with your friends, mention that you been reading one of those books that help you achieve your goals, and you will be looked at as if you are a professor from Harvard.

# 29 Adel Imam

There is only one Adel Imam in this world and there will be no other in the future.  I don’t care what you say, but there are no actors/comedians currently who make people laugh like Imam.  This comedy legend is beloved by all people in the Middle East and considered the funniest man in the Arab world.   I can talk about Adel Imam for days, but this post is devoted to Saudis who like Mr. Imam.   Any movie or play that Adel Imam stars in is an automatic trigger in a Saudi’s brain that it will be damn funny… people will start laughing before Imam does or say anything; this how funny he is. Saudis memorize every Adel Imam play and watch them a million times, making sure they did not miss any scene.  Adel Imam has influenced Saudi humor in a way that you can witness it when you’re  joking with Saudis; 99% of the time,  someone will react or mention one of Adel Imam’s punch lines in a lame Egyptian accent.

One of the main things for a Saudi family to do when they are visiting Egypt is to attend one of Adel Imam’s plays, otherwise they will feel like they didn’t go to Egypt.

# 28 PlayStation

Who said video games are only for kids?  Many generations in Saudi love to play video games.  However,this post is not about Saudis who find their joy in playing video games.  I will not talk about video games in general, it’s specifically about the one and the only game console that has been dominating every house in Saudi for decades… allow me to introduce the Sony PlayStation.  The Sony PlayStation is the game console that every Saudi kid dreamed about and strived to get A’s in his classes in order for his parents to buy them one.

“BLAY” Station became a must in any Saudi household…it is one of those necessities that is a must have for a Saudi household… like TVs, dining table, sleeping beds, etc.   PlayStation became so popular that people started referring any video game console by calling it PlayStation.   Mention XBox to Saudis and they will think that you are talking about a new coffee shop in town.  Walk into any bachelor pad in Saudi, you will witness three entertainment aspects every one has in common; people playing cards (Bal’ot), hookah, and PlayStation.   Don’t be surprise if you see a bunch of Saudis reading Japanese.  They mastered the language by playing  the number one game on PlayStation for years, which is Winning Eleven (a Japanese soccer game).

When Saudis talk about investing, it’s usually about investing in the stock market…period.   Not real estate, bonds, funds, etc.   For some Saudis, the stock market is considered the easiest way to invest with less “physical” work, at least that what some people think.   Since casinos are illegal in Saudi Arabia and gambling is considered forbidden in Islam, the stock market can be the next best thing.  I know investors have to do some market research or hire a broker, but that doesn’t guarantee you will have higher return.  Otherwise everyone will do their long ass homework about stocks and bonds or spend more money to hire those soft talking sophisticated brokers.  Therefore, Saudis pick simpler ways to invest!

One way to invest in the stock market is based on your instinct, if you’re feeling lucky… go for it and pray for the best. Another common way is to ask your peers and they will tell you that they made a lot money last week on a certain stock and you should invest in it.   Of course stocks don’t stay at the same status everyday…that’s why people spend  half their lives staring at the stock screens, but some Saudis ignore the fact the stocks change and start investing in a certain stock…assuming they are going to make a lot money just like their friends.

# 26 SMS messages

“Texting” SMS messages is the number one hobby in Saudi Arabia, from funny sexual jokes to cheesy love messages! Those are the type of messages that take most memory space in Saudis’ cellphones.  By coming up with phones that have their own mini keyboard such as the all-astonishingly amazing Blackberry, messages that used to take half and hour to type, now takes 3 seconds to type and hit send.  The best sound of melody that any Saudi will enjoy is the sound of their phone’s ringtone when they receive a random message.  It is like receiving a gift on your birthday, you don’t know what it’s going to be… hoping it will be something worth your excitement!

In 1994, the telecommunications industry came up with a new technology called “Bluetooth”.  Bluetooth technology took SMS messages to a new level; and for Saudis,  it changed the perception of data transformation and it took Saudi Arabia by storm.  For many Saudis, a phone with no Bluetooth (which is impossible to find one nowadays), is like a car in Saudi with no A/C.

We might be heading into an era where people don’t speak or it seems as though they have forgotten how to speak directly with each other and start communicating with text messages and some weird symbols!

My heart goes out to all those affected by the terrible flooding in our homeland.  Many thoughts and prayers go out to everyone.  It is the time for everyone to come together.

# 25 Dinner Invitations

Generosity is one of the most positive characteristics that many Saudis have in common when it comes to dealing with guests.  Some believe that part of being an Arab is that hospitality and exaggeration in welcoming guests  are serious duties. The best and safest way to show your generous side that has been hiding for a long time is to invite your friends and guests to a lovely dinner.   Breakfast or lunch will not work due to the Saudi schedule that starts from 1 pm (although I know some people will wake up early for free food).  When it comes to eating, Saudis like to enjoy every bite and make sure that they taste everything on the table;  all of this is time-consuming; therefore, dinnertime is the best time for Saudis in case they are planning to spend more than two days eating.

For newbies in hosting dinner parties, I just want to say that pizza will not work…it’s either a whole animal; usually lamb or some certain type of herbivorous mammal or nothing at all.   Make sure there is dessert after dinner, and yes fruits can be dessert and for extra street credit serving tea after words will be the best option.

Dinner invitations will always be a part of  Saudi culture that leads to bonding amongst each other, making new friends, and solving many problems… but seriously, who doesn’t like free dinners?

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